In a world where Anderson Cooper is ambiguous, Dan Rather lies, and Katie Couric just plain sucks, there are only three people we can count on:
Keith Olbermann, Jon Stewart, and our current hottie of the week:
Oh, take off your wedding ring and take us in your kinda freakishly big hands.
He delivers excellent pwn-age.
Essentially, he's a pimp.
But he's good with furry puppets.